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Varianta Romaneasca
"In lumea actuala, se investeste de cinci ori mai mult in medicamente pentru virilitatea masculina si silicoane pentru femei, decat in vindecarea bolii Alzheimer.
Din aceasta cauza in cativa ani, vom avea batrane cu ţîţe mari si batrani cu p**a tare, dar niciunul nu-si va aduce aminte la ce servesc"

si originalul, ca sa nu plagiem:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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